Eric t hu is destroying rsb, socal, the proof IS IN.
This IP traces to Newark, NJ and then to Eric T Hu, 1659 Rt 27, Edison,
Eric T Hu who has been attacking and smearing FL with slanders, libels
and lies daily with this attack of hate meant to destroy him. FL has
been telling you all along it was Eric T Hu and Debra Li who destroyed
playpool flooding it with these same attacks and wiped out RSB and ran
every one off, just to get FL. Hu and Li have now wiped out the socal
non pool form with 10 threads of vile lies and slanders against FL.
Here is another sicko stalker attacking FL using 6 fake names from
PAT MARSON, DON ADAMS, ***@TELSTAR, JOHN STRUMAN, ROBERTA SCHUETTE, ALL
THE SAME PORTLAND, Oregon sicko stalker attacking FL with non stop
lies. Does any one want to expose who he is, or shall you wait till I
do this next week.
Pat Marson ***@telstar.net rsb emails, do not work.
22.214.171.124 Portland, Ore neo trace.
DON ADAMS 126.96.36.199 Portland, Ore Neo trace
***@telstar.net email ***@telstar.net email turned
off. 188.8.131.52 Neo trace to Portland
Note the email is for Eric T Hu
JOHN STRUMAN 184.108.40.206 TRACE TO Portland
ROBERTA SCHUETTE 220.127.116.11 portland, Oregon neo trace.
***@upyours.com. What is sick is Debra Li was telling every one
Roberta was Bob, Schuette was Jewett, to throw everyone off the track
and to stir more hate and attacks. Traceing has revealed Mr.
Jewett's posts to be out of Colorado Springs and not out of Portland.
This is how the Vampire works, sets people up, frames them and turns
they against each other then the evil bitch feeds off of the hate.
"Fraud Larry Grindingdong" ***@yahoo.com 18.104.22.168 NEO
TRACE TO PORTLAND.
All FL has done is defend against this criminal, mugger, Hu, the
coward, fool of pool, Eric T Hu, the disgrace to all fine American
Chinese, psycho, internet terrorist and serious sick fookin stalker and
his partner and leader Debra Li. This attack is typical of most, it
does not have a shread of truth in it. FL receives no disability
insurance. Hu did not check to see, he just put the lie out to
degrade, libel and slander FL. Li is putting out slanders FL is a
registered sex offender and Pedophile but she does not give you proof,
no city or state, no registered number. Yes, another sick lie meant to
destroy FL's career and ability to make a living. FL has no criminal
record, not even a traffic ticket. He is a Christian, former alter boy
and 4 palm eagle scout. His attackers are atheists and criminals. Two
half breed Chinese who's best friends are homo sexuals. They do not
like straights, Christians or round eyes. They are both serious
racists and prejudiced towards real white Americans.
Hu and Li will soon be in court on slander charges over this and 3
years of his hidden attacks which are now all being uncovered. As
their attacks become more serious, more vile, more disgusting and more
frequent the only way to stop them is to burn them to the ground
financially in court and that process is beginning now.
Hu killed RSB, Hu did, not FL. Hu killed playpool.com, HU & Li did
and Hu are now killing socal, Hu and Li, pools internet terrorists,
psychos and board stalkers. View them as criminals, slander is a
crime. Go into AZ and CCB where Eric posts and let others know who and
what this POS has done to the pool chat forums. He alone with his
she=yit has crippled the entire concept of them. If AZ and CCB will
get rid of these two Pieces of she-yit the boards will clear up, so
write the admin in these two places and request Hu and Li to go bye
bye. Pool no longer needs this trash posting ever again.
I refuse to answer any attackers hiding under rocks, engage them, or
have anything to do with people of low moral character. I pray for
their wicked souls. So, the war is over, the game is over, the daily
soap opera called get FL and tease or aggravate him is over, because it
takes two to tango and two to fight. I no longer fight with any one.
Screw with me in the future and I will just hire people to hunt your
ass down. If you are looking for a fight, try the interstate during
rush hour and cut off a semi, or find a dojo. Go up to the
neighbor's pit bull and kick him in the nuts. They will call you old
shorty then. I am tired of you kicking me in my nuts daily. If you
slander or libel me in the future, you better be fookin able to prove
what you said because I am dragging your ass in court. No you can not
hide in Portland or DC, Ord or Newark. Run all you want but we will
find you. We travel the world and we will hunt you down any where on
the globe. One morning you will open up your front door at 7am to go
to work and the man will be standing there saying to you as your door
opens and your jaw drops?
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."
There are just too many crazies on the net looking for a fight and
fighting with somebody hiding under a rock, using a false name, who is
a giant nobody, who has nothing to lose when he is tracked down and
exposed, is a fool's game on my part. When you expose the person you
find a fool every time. Li and Hu, a 2 and a 4, can't play pool,
neither knows nothing. The only reason people argue with them is they
had no idea who they really were. It goes no where, accomplishes
nothing of value. Makes you no money. Only wastes your time and
There is a small group here, using dozens of made up names trying to
make it look like a large group, when it's 2 or 3 sick people. They
post a new made up lie about me every day. They never prove their lie.
I prove them wrong and they are back the next day with a new lie.
This has been going on now for years. They do not seek the truth from
me, nor do they want my answer. This is a simple slander and libel
attack to destroy me and my career. So responding to these people any
more accomplishes nothing so no matter what lie they post, I now ignore
it. My lawyer now hunts them down for me and punches their ticket and
gives me half of what they own. The only message that really impacts
them is taking what they have and leaving them nothing. My lawyer
say's, once I get my jaws and teeth around their balls and bite down,
then their minds and hearts follow my lead and see the light.
They print I was never in Ripley's, but the evidence of this is up on
my web site. They print I can not play, again evidence of this is on
my web site, www.fastlarrypool.com.
You can go into the UPA web site and see where I am ranked 35th in the
world. You can see me on a video break and run 15 and out with out
letting the cue ball hit a rail. Go try to do that if you can? Li or
Hu could not do that in a thousand years. They lie saying I was never
on TV. I can send you a video tape with many of my TV appearances on
it, including the Ripley's premier prime time on TBS shown world
wide. I have been on every prime time major network, including ESPN
USA and ESPN Asia. I have had more prime TV appearances from 2000 to
2004 than any other male pro player. They ignore the evidence, the
tape and put the lie out any way, just to confuse people.
Since they will not stop, I will stop them now. I was hoping in time
they would just stop and this would all end but it is obvious that is
not so. I was hoping I would not have to act and go into an end game
where somebody may get hurt here, but they seem to want that and force
me into that path. I fear no man and will follow this now to where it
takes me. Do they really think I am going to sit here and let them
continue to bash me forever without reacting back? I hope you crazy
fookers have gotten your jollies off bashing an innocent man. He is
now coming to trash and bash your jollies, it's now his turn. Every
one right now can just stop and walk away, or this fooker goes final
game, your choice.
Choose now, you do not get to think about this one, right now, it's
now or never.
I will expose them by hiring private investigators to uncover who they
are who can trace their IP's to their front doors. I will then post
who they are, their home phone and address and notify who they work for
what they have been doing to me. Many have been making their attacks
at work on their employer's computers which I will prove which will
get them fired when I lay this on their bosses desk. I have the IP's
of all of their posts saved in Word so don't bother going in to erase
them. Note, 90% of all the posts on the chat boards occur at 9 to 5
when the bozos are stealing their bosses time trashing my ass at work.
Well guess fookin what, I am going to shove this up yo ass by showing
this to your boss. I have the Ip's and I have your asses on a plate.
They have attacked my income and livelihood, two can play that same
game. I will take out an ad in their local paper exposing them. They
sought to destroy me, I will seek to destroy them as well. I then sue
them in court for slander and libel. I am now going legal with these
people. Enough is now fookin enough. Revenge is a dish best served,
cold. So if you do not want me hunting you down and I can assure you, I
am very good at this, stop it now. Move on, get a life, or I will
trash yours soon, as you have trashed mine. No matter how much time,
how much money it takes, I will hunt you down and waste your fooin ass
to the wind legally of course. Bank on it. Enough is fookin enough.
Trust me on this, no matter what it takes to stop you, I will do it.
Don't make me hunt you down, I really do not want to do this but you
have left me no other option that I can see. So if I have insulted
you, and I did not miss many, let me say now, I am sorry, that was
wrong of me. I have forgiven you for the insults you gave to me,
perhaps in time, you can do the same thing and just let all of this
stuff go. Try try try, to let it ride. BTO. But if you do not stop,
Valdez is coming. If my apology is not accepted then we have a hunting
license with your fookin name on it and your fookin head is going to be
on my fookin den wall.
From this point on any where on the net, I shall be polite to every one
and treat every person like they are my brother. I shall do unto them,
as I would want them to do unto me. If they respond back to me with
hate and vengeance, C'est la vie, that is their problem, not my
problem. Our world is full of angry people. I can not change the
past, but I refuse to be held in it. All I have control over is the
future and what my actions will then be. Let he who is without
internet sin cast the first stone at me here.
As this was the mother of all pool's internet wars, 3 years, people
will ask who won. Look at the damage done to Li's reputation and the
damage she did to me. Eric T Hu is now branded for life at the coward,
mugger and the fool of pool. Dave is dead, so who's next on our
list? The answer is, in war nobody wins, there are only losers left
dead on the battlefield. It's the same in any lawsuit, the only one
who wins are the two lawyers who cut the two suckers up who are too
stupid to just sit down and talk out and resolve their problems with
each other. I did cut peace treaties with several and kept them. I
cut 3 peace treaties with Debra Li and she broke all 3 within 24 hrs.
Eric Hu never called or ever tried to make peace.
I have proven I only seek peace and a peaceful solution here. A rabid
mad dog can not be reasoned with and there is only one solution for him
and it's not a peace treaty. These people now give me no other
choice but to find them and sue them. Hu is now in court, Li is soon
going to follow and your ass is next. There are four of you we now
target. Once we dispense with the ring leaders, the rail birdies will
To the two Chinese Li and Hu, who post daily I am a fraud and a phony
and that I have never set any records, which are of course total lies
have posted 1,000 lies and never proved one yet. A fraud and a phony
would run and hide if this was true. An honest man, falsely accused
will stand and defend his honor, his name and his accomplishments. I
have had my records explained on pool chat now since 2003, when this
war began. To the people trashing me in Portland and Wash, DC, you are
next to be exposed, we are coming for you now. We found and traced
Dave in Vancouver in another country and he thought he was untraceable
and I admit, he was very very good, he was wrong and we exposed him and
his entire gang. That same guy I hired to find Dave, will now find you
as well. I will spend any amount of money and time to track you down
and hire the best dicks on earth if that is what it takes. If you
continue and I expose you, then do not beg for mercy, for I will then
have none towards you. I will burn you to the ground financially,
legally, in the courts. Then I will pray for what is left. There will
be no further warnings on this, nor no futher discussions. I have your
IP's, I am coming. This is not woofin, I am serious as a heart
attack about this. This time, I back it up with action. All of my
actions will be legal, within the law.
Hu and Li have never been in a pro event, but they sit back as losers
and amateurs and trash pro's out there trying to make a living and
trying to support pool.
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the
strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done them
better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,
whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives
valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, and spends
himself in a worthy cause, who, at the best, knows in the end the
triumph of high achievement and who, at the worst if he fails, at least
fails while doing greatly, so that his place shall never be with those
cold and timid souls called bozos and rail birds who never tee it up
and then, know neither victory or defeat. Teddy Roosevelt.
You go into www dot pool chat dot net. www.poolchat.net you must be a
registered member to access the tutorials. To be a member of this
private club and chat site you must email me for an invitation at
fastlarry @bellsouth.net ***@bellsouth.net
You open to the main forum and that tutorial tab is on the upper left
side in the main menu. It's the 5th manila folder down.
Tutorials ***************************Open this one.
you then see and open Fast Larry's Records and Championship Explained:
This opens into the 14 pages.
Welcome to the Fast Larry's Records and Championship Explained Section.
The following articles published under this section.
Article: By: On: Reads:
· Fast Larry's world championship Explained part 1 of 2
· Fast Larry's world championship Explained part 2 of 2
· Fast Larry Explains his 20 World Records Part 1 of 2
· Fast Larry Explains his 20 World Records Part 2 of 2
Fast Larry explains his records and championship. it opens up into 14
pages of complete explanations. If you still have any questions after
reading all of that, then just pick up the phone and call me.
I do not want to be side tracked by my 3 main missions in life.
(1) Travel the world teaching people to play a better game. I now do
that by writing articles on my two web sites, producing DVD's to help
you, I have 3 out now, and the Power Source Pool School which comes to
your area with clinics. I teach a good lesson. I am a Master level
instructor and rated by Billiards Digest to be a billiards expert.
(2) Travel the world performing Artistic trick shot shows. I and
Wonder Dog put on a good show and we love to entertain for you. I make
some really nice shots. I am a former TASA world artistic champion and
was inducted into the trick shot hall of fame in 1998, the year I won
my world title.
(3) Travel the world as a pro player on the UPA men's pro 9 ball
tour. I love to play and compete. It is a thrill to now tee it up
with the greatest players in the world. I am currently ranked 35th in
the world, the highest ranked artistic player on the 9 ball tour, the
highest ranked senior over 50, and the highest ranked super senior over
60 player in the world. If I was playing my age, ranked 62nd I would
be happy. Playing to half my age is my goal to maintain for as long as
I can which I am now doing.
Open up www.fastlarrypool.com, hit enter, on the left side hit the
trick shot show button, now you can see me perform world class shots
and break and run 15 and out and not let the cue ball hit a rail. Now
view this and who do you believe your eyes, or the lies of the Li and
Hu gang of 2. The wind is kicking up, the state fair hot air balloon
is coming loose from its moorings and I have to get on board now, to
head back to Centerville, Kansas to hob knob with my fellow wizards.
They say FL can not play. The explain why he is on the Upa web site
ranked 35th in the world. All truth passes through three stages. First
it is ridiculed. Second it is violently opposed. Third it is accepted
as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788
UPA 2006 Calendar Ranking
Updated to include the Valley Forge 3/2006 Tournament
RANK NAME TOTAL
1 Mike Davis 95
2 Ralf Souquet 75
3 Shawn Putnam 60
4 Corey Deuel 50
5 Fabio Petroni 50
6 Mika Immonen 40
7 Charlie Williams 40
8 Johnny Archer 35
9 Charles Bryant 35
10 Tony Chohan 35
11 Evgeny Stalev 35
12 Corey Harper 30
13 Richard Broumpton 30
14 Troy Frank 25
15 Rob Saez 25
16 Luc Salvas 25
17 Chris Szuter 25
18 Thorsten Hohman 20
19 Rodney Morris 20
20 Tony Robles 20
21 Joey Korsiak 20
22 Timothy Hall 20
23 Neil Fujiwara 20
24 Raj Hundal 20
25 Danny Basavich 15
26 Gabe Owen 15
27 Ronnie Wiseman 15
28 Jose Garcia 15
29 David Krolick 15
30 Lee Chenman 15
31 Mark Stanley 15
32 Tony Crosby 10
33 Frank Alvarez 10
34 Charles Blank 10
35 Larry Guninger 10
www.fastlarrypool.com best prices in the billiard store, 200 free
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just pool mister, this is poolchat. www dot pool chat dot net. You
can ask FL questions on how to play or do the same on the main forum
where many top players will share their knowledge and experience with
you. Larry is back writing and putting up new articles and giving away
free pool cues and other equipment in his daily quizzes. Don't miss
www.fastlarrypool.com is Larry's web site where you can book lessons
or a trick shot show. Check out the new billiards store which has the
lowest prices on cues and tables. Open the Encyclopedia to gain access
to over 200 instruction articles for free. POOL LESSONS FROM A GRAND
MASTER LEVEL INSTRUCTOR, BILLIARDS EXPERT, CURRENT TOUR PLAYER AND
FORMER ARTISTIC WORLD CHAMPION. 770-381-6609. Larry plays on six pro
pool tours. His tour 9 ball cards are: the UPA, the men's main 9 ball
tour He also plays on the Viking Pro 9 ball tour, Florida 9 ball tour,
SE pro 9 ball tour, the Senior Tour and the APTSA (Artistic Pool and
Trick Shot Association world tour.
Fax 770-381-1916. POOL QUESTIONS ANSWERED AND FREE INSTRUCTION IS ON
www.poolchat.net In the ask the pros forum.
"Fast Larry" Guninger and Wonder Dog, perform trick shot shows and
entertainment world wide.
Email ***@bellsouth.net fast Larry at bell south dot net.
May God bless and peace be with you. May there now be peace between us.
If you are a real pool player, then fast truly loves you. May the wind
be always on your back and all 9 balls fall.
VENI VIDI VICI, OMNIA VINCIT AMOR. "Latin for "I came, I saw, I
conquered, love conquerors all. Yes I really did do it all and you can
believe it, or not. If you don't believe it, C'est La Vie. " Shoot
straight, innovate, never give up, just run out on the other guy then
there is no way for you to lose.
Either lead me, follow me or get the hell out of my way. Do one of the
three please? Come celebrate the wonder of this beautiful game with me
and become a student of it.
Be my friend, walk my way, flow with what I teach you and you will soar
like the Eagle into levels of excellence you never dreamed possible.
Play by feel, not by systems; do not make a simple game complicated. Go
with what you know, go with what is natural.
"Winners make things happen. Losers let things happen." In the words of
Vince Lombardi, "When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of
people: those who let it happen, those who make it happen, and those
who wonder what happened." Vince said you've got to pay the price.
Winning is not a sometime thing, it's an all the time thing. Winning
is a habit, unfortunately so is losing. Vince Lombardi once said,
"The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their
commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of
profession or endeavor. Fast Eddy said about the same thing in the
color of money.
Winning is everything. Winning is the only thing. If you can dream
it, see it, believe it, you can do it and you can be it. You can
perform totally out of the box deep into the Zone, one with the shot,
freewheeling fast and loose with no fear. Then you are a person with
no limits who can achieve anything he can imagine that a human body is
capable of producing. "FL"
Show me a guy who does not mind losing and I will show you a sausage.
Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser. "FL" "Nice
guys finish last" quote from Lou Durocher
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda
It is all about visualization, focus, concentration and playing in the
zone. You just see it, feel it, do it: It does not get any deeper
than this? Play pool with an empty mind. "FL"
"Flow with what ever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay
centered by accepting what ever you are doing and what ever comes your
Opportunities multiply as they are seized." - Sun Tzu
Fortune favors the brave. Virgil, Aeneid Roman epic poet (70 BC - 19
Conquer your fear and you conquer the game, the battle, your life and
your fear of death. There is nothing impossible to him who will try.
Alexander The Great 320 BC.
For a man thinks within himself, so he is." Proverbs 23:7 "I can
do all things through Christ who gives me strength." Philippians
In order to master pool you must first learn how to master yourself and
your emotions. "For to conquer in battle a thousand men a thousand
times, means you have now conquered yourself and you are now the
greatest of warriors" Dharmapada.
This is a feel game and a mind game. When the mind is pure, pure
perfect pool will follow. Perfect pool comes from being taught how to
practice perfect. Being in dead punch is the ultimate trip and reward
from that. "FL"
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the
door will be opened to you.
Rack em sausage, Go play fast and loose. Ride em hard, put em up wet,
leave the ladies smiling. Live free, die well owing no man anything.
May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead? In
time, it's all dust in the wind anyway. Don't take your self, or
anything too serious, just be happy and healthy. Laughter good whiskey
and song is the best medicine. If you have a library, a garden, a good
woman and a barrel of Scotch, you have all you need.
...... everything on the earth has a purpose, every disease an herb to
cure it, and every person a mission. You now must learn what you
mission is and fulfill your destiny. Pay your Karma off and be clean
for the next go around.
Be sure to take the time, to smell the flowers along the way. Life is
a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time
and have the time of your life. Wander in wonder of life and follow La
Vie Dansante. As my grand master said and I quote as a loyal parrot
head, why don't we get drunk and screw? Never act your age, stay
young forever. FL is 29, he plans to stay 29 forever. His kids are
now older than he is and do not understand him at all. In 7 more years
his grand children will be older than him. Fl says, when you begin to
act your age, it's all over for you. The number one cause of death
in old people is retirement. You must always have a hobby or a job, a
project or a hottie yo old ladie does not know about to keep you alive
and on earth with a purpose.
I want to die being totally alive with my boots on. I don't want to
die being brain dead for a decade with my boots off and rotting in a
bed on a pan. I want to die on top of a 19 year old hottie yelling
who's your daddy, Bonsai just as I catch the big one. Use your
imagination on that one. If you gotta go dudes, go out with a bang
hangin 10. Or when I die, I want to die like my grandfather-- who died
peacefully in his sleep with his boots on and not screaming like all
the passengers riding in his Lincoln Town car who were going downhill
on the interstate at 85mph at the time coming down out of the
mountains. Die happy and you lived a good life.
When it comes time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled
with the fear of death, so when their time comes they weep and pray for
a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way.
Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home. "Quote Indian
FL say's only the good die young, God allows all pool hustlers to
live till they are 80 so they can suffer. If I knew I was going to
live this long I would have taken better care of my self. I had a damn
good run and more time here than I expected or planned for so if it all
ends tomorrow, no tears, I lived 3 life times in the same span a normal
man lives one.
Remember the words of the great Emiliano Zapata . . .
it is better to die on your feet, than live on your knees. . .
I am just a simple teacher. All that I now know, is that I now know
nothing. I am nothing but a good ball banger who teaches a good lesson
and puts on a good trick shot show that is the only two things I do
well in life. "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance. It is
the illusion of knowledge."-Stephen Hawking
Aristotle said "Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the
whole aim and end of human existence."
Fast Larry Guninger, real man, real pool player, real American, real
Christian." God bless the land of the free and of the brave. Fáilte
Roimh Cheartúcháin, Go dtuga Dia suaimhneas síoraí dó. Politically
he is John fookin Wayne and just a little to the right of Atilla da
Hun. He say, I ain't runnin for gov-nor so you all can take all that
politically correct bull she-yit and stuff it where da sun don't
shine. I tell it like it is. Some of you, can't deal with the real
Minnesota Fats: Larry's teacher said? "When I played pool I was like
a psychiatrist. I cured 'em of all their daydreams and delusions." "You
don't learn from smart people, you learn from idiots. Watch what they
do, and then don't do it." Learn to be a lock smith. If you should be
giving the 7 and the snap, don't play for money unless you sell the
pigeon he should give you the 7 and the snap. Then you never lose.
Never put heat on your self, pressure is self induced; only you can put
it on, only you can take it off. The toughest player mentally wins when
skills are equal. "Golf is 90% mental and 10% physical." -- Ben Hogan
said "I am the toughest golfer mentally." -- Tiger Woods agrees as do
all the top pool players.
Paul Newman, in The Color of Money: "Money won is twice as sweet as
money earned." FL says always have something riding on every match, it
steels the nerves.
W. C. Fields: "Trust everyone-and always cut the cards." You can't
con an honest man. Never wise up a sucker or Give a sausage an even
break. Never loan a pool player a penny, but show him where the bank
is and send him there.
Come chat with Larry live at www.poolchat.net. Do not miss the
Encyclopedia of pool, over 200 instruction articles now up on
www.poolchat.net and it's all free. Come to Atlanta and be video
taped in a 7 million dollar state of the art facility in a private room
with 4 gold crowns with Larry one on one. A full day is only $350
which is only $43 an hr, every one else is charging double or triple
this. It is rated as the top teaching facility in the world.
770-381-6609 puts you on the schedule, or wait for FL to show up as he
is a pro UPA touring player and appears coast to coast and catch him
when he comes in town.
About FL's 20 world records, some try and dispute them, FL's answer
is you have two choice's here, you can believe it, or you can believe
it not, FL does not really give a damn which one you get on because he
knows he did them all and is done fighting any one about them. He
proved every one of them by the Guinness world book of records
standards back in the mid 90's. On each record, a full press
release, with the video tape and signed affidavits of the witnesses
were sent out to over 100 interested parties in the industry. 18 of
his 20 records were set not in a pool hall, but at Georgia Tech
University and filmed by an independent studio, TTN. Nobody had ever
proved any thing as complete and perfect as Larry did.
To him it's now a mute point dude. He goes out to his glory knowing
what he did. He offered to bet any one 10K to 300K he could pass a lie
detector test he did all that he said he did and from 1993 when this
offer hit the streets till today, over a decade and a half and not one
scum bum took the bet. FL put his fortune, where his mouth was and
defending what he did with his life savings. If he was a fraud,
somebody would have called his bluff and became rich. Those who
falsely accused him were backed down by him and exposed as the real
frauds and liars. They were all just jealous punks who were all
exposed as nobodies who only wanted to trash those who were what they
could never be, real pro's who could really play. The Hustler movie,
At Finley's mansion SARAH says:
Don't wear a mask, Eddie. You don't have to.
(points to Bert)
That's Turk, Eddie, the man who broke your
thumbs. Only he's not going to break your
thumbs. He'll break your heart, your guts. And
for the same reason -- 'cause he hates you,
'cause of what you are. 'Cause of what you have
and he hasn't.
This explains Li and Hu, Neither can play, they hate those who can.
Later back at the hotel:
In the bathroom mirror we see Bert asleep on his bed. The sheets are
rumpled and tossed about. Then we see Sarah, in her slip, enter the
bathroom and shut the door. She takes out her lipstick and scrawls
across the image of herself in the glass "Perverted, twisted,
crippled." She underlines the word "crippled."
Those 3 words, describes who Li and Hu are and what they have done.
They are perverted, twisted and crippled, underlined. Pray for them.
RAWHIDE THE RSB SoCal THEME SONG AND THE BOZO NATIONAL ANTHEM
Too much time on my hands,Styx
THE BOZO RSB THEME SONG
Reply (Sung to the tune of "Rawhide"
Trollin', Trollin', Trollin,
Poor old DM'S head is swollen.
Keep them suckers rollin',
Wood and felt and leather,
No squirt from a Predator,
Wishin for my bushka at my side.
All the things I'm missin,
Good laughs, beer, and pussy
Are waiting when the bozos all arrive.
Prod em' on, Stir em' up,
Type em' up, Send em' out
flame em'on, rile em' up,
Piss em' off, Suck em' in,
Do em in, lie em' off,
Roast em out, toast em' up,
Frame em out, reply
Keep does bozos mailin'
Though they're loudly wailing',
Keep dem emails movin' & alive
Don't try to understand them,
Just poke, prod, and Fook 'em
Soon we'll be livin' high and wide.
The nerdie Howie will screw you, Pat Marsons gonna kill you, run from
the Eric new joy-zee FAG, or Soon he will mount you high and wide.
Polygut will blow you while Howie flows you with lies lies lies after
Donald has a joint to blitz you, Aunty has his raised Petard all high
and wide. Smorgies too fat to ride and now only hides.
Debbie will mace and frame you. Billy's gonna drill you. Jewie the
silly savage is running around in pink going oh my my.
Pat Der Furher has done plonked you. Lou has gone and zonked you and
Melissa will ride you for vare re boo coo boom boom rong time.
Screw em up, post it wrong, flame em up, who's da wolf, who knows,
who cares, DL, rawhide.
Yap it out, stick it in, who let you out, hide your name, lie and spin,
duck and run raw hide.
Sell em out, set em up, skin em out, take em down,
Dump em out, con em up; tell em off, run em in, raw hide
Blop it off, yap it up, whip it out, jerk it off,
smoke some crack ,Talk it up, lie it up, weasel out,
Pay it off, Welch it out, shark em bad, hustle home,
POST IT UP, ERASE IT OFF, FLAME EM GOOD:
UP THEIR Ass's, clean it off, now run and hide.... Raw Hide
When you're done, all the hide on their ass's, is raw, ride em
hard, put em up wet. RAWHIDE...
The Wizard of Bozo's Cast of Characters
The Wizard of Oz from Kansas Fast Larry, leading man
Personal assistants to FL. Jennifer Barretta and
The Scarecrow in pink tights Eric
The Tin-Man Ratchet
Cowardly Lion Smorgie
Wicked Witch Debra Li
Miss Li's assistant Mickey Mouse
Dorthy's mom on the Kansas farm Billiard Babe
Dorthy's father on Kansas farm Billy
Assistant to Billy on the set Helena Thornfeldt
Linda, The Good Witch in a pink dress Bob Jewett of SF
1st assistant to BJ of San Francisco Richard Simmons
Main ferry on the set Purdy DC
2nd Assistant Ferry Pat Marson
3rd Ferry APA-7 Brian/aka Howie
4th Ferry Rude Dog
Main Ho's on the set Barbara and Carol
Den mother Fran Crimi
Priest for confessions Preacher man
Best Boy Pltrgyst
Producer Vito Coreleone
Pretty Lady Timberly
Payroll Barry Behrman
Bail Bonds Barry Behrman
Drugs distribution Dennis Hatch
Drug procurement, pimp on set, feather in hat Voodoo Daddy
Buffet scheduling Smorgie
Beer Boy Keith McCreedy
Water Boy Cliff Joyner
Shoe shine boy Cliff Joyner
Watermelons for sale Cliff Joyner
Pastor Steve Lillis
Sheep herder & sheep for rent
Putting red dots on foreheads of munchkins
Jose Cuevero, Johnny Walker
IRA liaison & sergeant at arms Gremlin
Newfie liaison Kent McGovern
American Chicago Nazi party liaison Pat Johnson
Communist party liaison Howie
Press Releases Jam
9 ball girl
Men's flat top buzz hair cuts and sheep shearing
Assititant Shrink to Arthur
Daily floggings and cane whippings, bannings
Daily raising of the Petard
Crazy person in monkeys castle & AC repairman
Assistant janitor in charge of cleaning toilets
Art Director Bluewolf
Hotel reservations Yappin wolf
Wolf handler and keeper, head wolf in pack Xian Li
Editing & rewrites, gimp heat pads Blackjack
Screen Writer Jack Stein
Firewood Bloodworth, Bob Meucci
Stunts & martial arts Bong Soon Han, Pai Mei
Public relations Marissa
Lawyer in charge of lying to the press Howie
Sammy Da Bull Gravono
Head nip zipper head
1st Flying Monkey Pat Johnson
2nd Flying Monkey Lou Figueroa
3rd Flying Monkey JimboCt
4th flying Monkey Eric Da Ferry of New
Maxwell Smart Don Adams
Sherlock Holmes Howiesocal
Head Munchkin Shorty
Mayor of the Munchkins Driver Maker
Cast member voted dumb as a Polar ice rock Ed McCune
Food for the flying monkeys Hamsters by Malone
And introducing a new star making his international debut
RIPP as the Munchkin singing "The Lolli-pop Guild"!!!
Click onto: http://www.book-mom.com/RAWHIDE/
Go to the far right hand column and locate HEAR THE THEME SONG Then
click onto MP3(408kb) Hilarious...just HI-LARRY-US the song was
performed by the Blue Brothers in Bob's country bunker. You can down
load it from Kazaa to hear it, there are many who sung it
If you don't like this or find it offensive, then you can kiss my
ass. Report this to
1-800-328-7447 which spells eat shit.
"May God have mercy on our enemies, they are going to need it!"
General George S. Patton
Scottie, this is FL, BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE, there's no sign of
intelligent life on this planet.